1. morning-sam:

    Ugh swear every little thing I see tonight I think is a spider and freak out. I just yelled “fuck” at a shadow on my arm

    wow is this actually the shit I say

     

  2. Ugh swear every little thing I see tonight I think is a spider and freak out. I just yelled “fuck” at a shadow on my arm

     

  3. tipex shower

    something something

    I stand corrected

    something something

     
  4. 20th-century-man:

    Girl selling flowers, Oklahoma, 1973.

    (via spaceghostzombie)

     

  5. "You’re too super cute for me to be mad at you."
    — Finn the Human, dropping some wisdom
     
  6. itwasthebestoflines:

    The Return of the Kingby J.R.R. Tolkien (1955).

    (via bookporn)

     

  7. Michael: My mom is very stressed out, and, uh, she needs something that I can’t give her. Um… maybe a little “Afternoon Delight”? [sex]

    Narrator: Oscar thought that Michael was referring to a particular brand of cannabis named “Afternoon Deelite,” a strain famous for slowing behavior.

    Oscar: Well, sure. The question is, which way do I try to get it in her?

    Michael: I don’t need any details.

    Oscar: Maybe I’ll put it in her brownie.

    Such an amazingly well written show.

     

  8. Anonymous asked: Do you take antidepressants and if so which?

    Yup. Venlafaxine, mirtazapine and quetiapine. Quite the combo.

     
  9. comicartappreciation:

    "This is Maggie" promo art for Love and Rockets by Jaime Hernandez

     

  10. trippin balls

     

  11. Heyyyyyy go ahead and ask me questions why not huh

    morningsam.com/ask

     

  12. Awkwarrrrrd

    I just got in a lift at uni at the guy who was in there before me had farted. Y’know, whatever, it is what it is. But then, when I get to my floor, there’s some cute girl getting in the lift as I leave. So now it looks like I farted in the lift. What is the correct social etiquette for this situation?

    Do you bring it up? That just seems too awkward. “Err sorry miss but that wasn’t me.”

    Ignore it? Then the cute girl thinks you farted.

    I don’t think there’s a good outcome here.

     
  13. (Source: silvermoon424)

     
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  15. Sometimes I’m watching Adventure Time like ~wait isn’t this for children~ then I’m all like ~this is the best show ever~